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Testoclesius

Originally from the Greek, the name Testoclesius spread across the English-speaking world during the 19th century on convict transportation ships. It first appeared in the dialogues of Plato, where it was given to a querulous urchin who mocked Plato's dialectical reasoning until put to death by Dionysus, tyrant of Syracuse, for unnatural acts with Dionysus' body servant.

In twelfth century Britain, a 'testaclese' was a merchant who rented out his ass in return for money. The term survived until the time of Shakespeare, where it appears in The Tempest ('Get thee hence, thou vile, base testaclese!'), after which it appeared to die out until reappearing on an internet game forum in the early 21st century.

There is some dispute as to the name's exact meaning, but most probably it comes from 'testos' meaning the male pudendum, and 'clesos' meaning 'with the hand'.
I was accosted on my way home from the internet by Testoclesius.
by Isocratikos the Elder November 22, 2004
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A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.
He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?

She: I'm an accountant

He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you

She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
by Cherryaa November 10, 2011
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testosterone poisoning

When a trans woman goes through male puberty and grows facial hair and her voice deepens, etc.
Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.
by Natalia Boa Vista November 21, 2016
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testocracy

A form of governmental hierarchy which is ruled by those with the most testosterone.
Most high school sports teams are testocracies with the largest and strongest males dominating and ruling over the weaker males.

Kyle being the smallest member of the team was at the bottom rung of the locker room testocracy.
by dw6245 May 28, 2008
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testosterunt

An athletic, fearless, effortlessly popular elementary school boy.
After practice, the testosterunts scattered to bikes and skateboards and cruised home.
by Jeff St Real June 21, 2007
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Testostatities

Guy: Its almost impossible to work out with all these dudes Testostatities bouncing around.
by Steve G II March 22, 2008
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Testosterfilm

A movie aimed at male audiences that often have conventional "Testosterfilm" elements, such as long pointless gun fights, Long pointless car chases, sexy female characters in tight PVC suits and ridiculous gory deaths.
Person A: You watching Underworld?
Person B: Yup
Person A: Thats such a testosterfilm. I can see the stubble growing on your face.
Person B: Shut up. Its the good bit with the car chase/gun battle/fit chick in PVC suit.
by Gothic Rosa February 1, 2009
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