Tampa Bay Lightning

Tying a league high for the most wins ever in a single season than getting swept in the first round of the playoffs

The Tampa Bay Lightning just got 4-0ed by the fucking colored blowjobs. The best team in the leagues, just got decimated.

by Action satisfaction April 16, 2019

tampax child

adjective; describes an adolescent boy whom has a unnerving interest in womans sanitary products.

Often: wearing a tampon
collecting a tampon
sniffing a used tampon

"They used to call me the tampax child, i guess it explains my love for the japanese flag"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

Tampa Local

While visiting an out of town friend, or at a party out of town, prior to leaving, drop a masive (Bull Sized) shit in the bathroom without flushing. This is very common when visiting other college towns, Gainesville in particular. The Tampa Local can be out of spite, pride or general friendship.

That bitch! She said she lives a half hour away! an hour? And she had the nerve to make me move her cat hair covered sofa to the garage? Good thing i nailed a Tampa Local before we left.

by Big Uncle Buck July 18, 2010

Tampaul

A man in need of a tampon due to rectal bleeding.

"I'll bleedddddd for this frat!"

"Dude, quit being such a tampaul.

by Tampaul April 25, 2011

Tampacularian

A woman who always has an extra tampon in her purse.

You find yourself in the ladies room banging on the tampon dispenser which has just eaten your last quarter, when suddenly a woman exits one of the stalls, sees you in desperate need, and pulls out an extra tampon from her purse and offers it to you. This woman is a true tampacularian.

by zenrose May 15, 2009

Tempany

A very hot and sexy girl. She is the best girlfriend you'll ever have and would never do anything to hurt you. She is very beautiful on the inside and out. Shes really fun to hang out with and get to know. Shes just amazing.

wow, whos that damn fine girl?

Thats Tempany.

by khdfsiabfpojfeib January 1, 2012

Tampax

1-<trademark>U.S. brand name of a feminine hygiene product.
2-the cloth that adult women use in order to stop bleeding when they have their period.

I'ma buy yo sista a package of Tampax on her birthday.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003