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t bag

the act of dipping your hairy ballsack into your gay partners mouth
by Croach master t September 26, 2009
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T-Bag

I combination of D-bag (douche bag) and Trump.
Is this T-bag serious? What a T-bag. Please stop being such a T-bag.
by justcasey October 1, 2018
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Mr. T-bag

A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."
Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.
by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009
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T Bag

An inconsiderate/self absorbed/obsessive/Faux straight and delusional male full of testosterone. Similiar to a douche bag but lacking the depth of a douche.
That T bag got mad at me for texting other people but he's married and his wife has no idea he likes it in the throat.
by MrsGhettoGirl08 July 2, 2011
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T Bag

Bobbing your ball sack in and out of a bitch's mouth, while simultaneously smacking your moist cock head on said bitch’s forehead, while saying the words "come to daddy... Bitch".
T bag simulation: 1.take index finger and forefinger of right hand, 2.stick in mouth and moisten generously, 3.smack down moist fingers in left palm... Lift fingers gently from palm- listen closely to the sound generated. Optional: if you like you may gently mumble the words "come to daddy... Bitch" to heighten the experience...
by gay lady pink finger September 15, 2008
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The act of crouching over and over again above the body of an opponent you have killed using skill in a multiplayer game of Halo. This cannot be done unless you are ahead in kills or you are a nOOb.
I totally just t bagged that guy I no-scoped.
by Big-Red10 June 14, 2006
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T Bag

All of you are WRONG!

T Bag is a character from Prison Break, Theodore Bagwell, whereas TEA BAG (!!!!) is the act of dropping your nuts into someone's mouth.

Also see Tea bag
Me: These idiots who define "t bag" are clearly 12 year old douchebags who heard the word in Halo 3 and don't even know how to spell it. Fucking idiots.

Example 1: Yo T bag!
by Trookagdkgdaighn May 25, 2009
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