The most beautiful, perfect, nice, kind, caring, hot girl u will ever meet. She makes for perfect relationships and you would be extremely lucky to ever meet a girl named Taleisha
by lordratatosk October 8, 2014
Get the Taleisha mug."The presidents a Bush and the vice is a Dick, so a whole lotta fuckin' is what we gon get!"
"People let me paint a picture
You know I ain't a christian
I ain't a muslim, ain't a jew
I'm losing my religion
I speak to god directly
I know my god respect me
Cause he let me breathe his air and he really blessed me"
"No place like home when the cops ask you about your neighbors
Beat on you, threaten to incarcerate you
Till you spill your guys like you a Garcia Vega
We roll blunts not the papers
Cop the greatest take it coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago like Smooth Operators"
And on and on and on...
"People let me paint a picture
You know I ain't a christian
I ain't a muslim, ain't a jew
I'm losing my religion
I speak to god directly
I know my god respect me
Cause he let me breathe his air and he really blessed me"
"No place like home when the cops ask you about your neighbors
Beat on you, threaten to incarcerate you
Till you spill your guys like you a Garcia Vega
We roll blunts not the papers
Cop the greatest take it coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago like Smooth Operators"
And on and on and on...
by Tomo0O0o May 4, 2005
Get the talib kweli mug.A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.
Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe September 6, 2021
Get the Talibangelical mug.literally the prettiest girl i've ever seen i know she wont see this but i'm like actually in love with you pls dump your boyfriend <3
by piscesinlove November 27, 2021
Get the Taliah mug.
cool fucking people that beat tf out of westoid americans who r now calling them terrorists lol cry about it westoid
Intellectual Person : Hey, The Taliban aren't that bad!
American : take your hand shove it your your ass take the potty out and put it on a plate and then mix it with 1 kg of cocaine and all the powder type drugs to make the potty tasty and more dry like put a lot 10 kg of every thing
Then take 10 liters of liquid drugs and just mix it with it and then take the shit make small balls then put it on the pan with 100 ml of melted black tar heroin on it with full fast heat on and then let it cook just flip it and all that shit then take it out when black as the african starving kids then inject 5 needles of heroin into it and then eat it
American : take your hand shove it your your ass take the potty out and put it on a plate and then mix it with 1 kg of cocaine and all the powder type drugs to make the potty tasty and more dry like put a lot 10 kg of every thing
Then take 10 liters of liquid drugs and just mix it with it and then take the shit make small balls then put it on the pan with 100 ml of melted black tar heroin on it with full fast heat on and then let it cook just flip it and all that shit then take it out when black as the african starving kids then inject 5 needles of heroin into it and then eat it
by _Lyni_ October 27, 2021
Get the Taliban mug.When the Wi-Fi and Ethernet have not been working as usual. When I.T. says your internet has been compromised but no one has claimed responsibility for the problem yet. Also, helps when this happens primarily while you are "over-seas".
by VonDutchMedic November 25, 2017
Get the talibandwidth mug.