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Get the Synonym mug.Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.
Synonyms: jerk-off
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.
Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.
Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
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Synonym
• synomeme
• Synopsis
• syno
• synofile
• Synomolie
• Synoname
• synonymous
• Synops
• Synophobia
It is an experience much like a coincidence where two events in life show great similarities within a very short period of time, if not simultaneously.
In most cases, the experience involves a conversation about X, and then X is brought up in life directly after the conversation.
The experience can happen to just one person, or it can be shared within a group of people.
A slight difference between a coincidence and a synomolie is that often an eerie feeling that it happened for a reason accompanies those who experience a synomolie; much like dejavu.
In most cases, the experience involves a conversation about X, and then X is brought up in life directly after the conversation.
The experience can happen to just one person, or it can be shared within a group of people.
A slight difference between a coincidence and a synomolie is that often an eerie feeling that it happened for a reason accompanies those who experience a synomolie; much like dejavu.
Simple form:
Two friends are in Walmart discussing the latest episode of Dora the Explorer and they pass a small screaming child wearing a Dora T-shirt. They have experienced a common synomolie.
Complex form:
Two lovers are walking down a sidewalk together while talking about having children or not having children, and they notice a sign that reads vasectomy: half off! They have experienced an uncommon and eerie synomolie.
Two friends are in Walmart discussing the latest episode of Dora the Explorer and they pass a small screaming child wearing a Dora T-shirt. They have experienced a common synomolie.
Complex form:
Two lovers are walking down a sidewalk together while talking about having children or not having children, and they notice a sign that reads vasectomy: half off! They have experienced an uncommon and eerie synomolie.
by Lady Lindsey Lee October 21, 2010
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Get the Synonymonize mug.Synoun is a conceited female who looks like a female and is always looking at the mirror alot and worry about what she looks like and takes alot of pictures of her self
by Calvinnnnn August 8, 2006
Get the Synoun mug.PR. sin-non-a-vu A word used for coincidence or parallelism when the same topic, issue, or meme is presented synonymously by some outside unrelated force.
I blogged a picture on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, and just as I hit send, I looked up and a poster on the wall displayed a huge number "11". I had a Synona' vu.
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Jimi is a synofile. Every time I see him he is in the park reading L Ron Hubbards books to children.
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