swizzle meister

One who sticks his dick in anything that moves

Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

Swizzle Dash

Lifting your girl in a doggy style position, with her legs around your thighs and holding her hand extended backwards (of course) but rotating her on your dick left and right while going in and out at the same time.

Girl, I want to Swizzle Dash you so bad. or Hey babe lets try the Swizzle Dash

by FaithfulKidd June 6, 2015

swizzle sticks

swizzle sticks is a word that is shouted immediatly after doing something horribly irreversible and you're panicking.

''oh- SWIZZLE STICKS, I KILLED PAUL!''

by Em0 Fr3aK January 10, 2020

Swizzle Dick

A sexual game/act involving two men standing face to face. They twist their flacid penises together and move their hips back and forth. They can also just sort of...tug. The first gentleman to achieve an erection declares himself the winner by exclaiming, "Uhhhh." The winner gets to choose where to go to dinner, or which movie to watch.

"I want to watch 'Phantom of the Opera', Stephen."
"Well, Lance, I'd prefer to watch 'Rent' this evening."

The only fair way to decide, is for us to swizzle dick.

by Uncle Beano 54 September 6, 2020

swizzle sticks

Pregnancy tests.

You pee in a cup and then swizzle the test around in the cup

Hey babe? My period is late, can you swing by the pharmacy and get me some swizzle sticks?

by p3niscakes February 2, 2021

chicken swizzle

A sexual manoeuvre in which one or more of the participants will guzzle down as much chicken as humanly possible before climaxing.

Last night Marcus and I chicken swizzled for hours

by Spooketh February 22, 2021

chicken swizzle

A sexual manoeuvre in which one or more of the participants will guzzle down as much chicken as humanly possible before climaxing.

Last night Marcus and I chicken swizzled for hours

by Spooketh February 22, 2021