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ScissorGrip

An upside down V is created with the index and middle fingers, to grip ones small wang while he pees.
"Patricks little pecker was all foreskin, no shaft, thus he had to scissorgrip it as not to piss down his leg.
by CecilSexington December 16, 2018
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Swiss Shitter

A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.
"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."
by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022
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Hung Swiss

Hungover or faded (off of drugs) as fuck. So fucked up from the night before.
Bro, I’m hung swiss right now! Yeah i got drunk and did some molly last night...
by dthapskii February 22, 2021
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Nebraska scissor lift

When you have your day uplifted or bettered by Another Woodshop Podcast
I was having a shitty day until AWP gave me the good ol' Nebraska scissor lift!
by AWPee April 15, 2021
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Swiss retard

1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.

2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.

3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.

4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.

The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!

The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
by gbradssg hujwsmu January 1, 2012
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Scissoring

When two girls rub their pussies together until one or the both of them have an orgasm. The way they reach an orgasm is because both of their clitourouses together which is stimulating.
Jessica: i fucked amy last night.
Sarah: what you cant fuck a girl while you are a girl.

Jessica: yes you can, we were scissoring eachother i came so fast.
by Modotoe July 8, 2018
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Swiss army wife

woman with lots of different feminine skills
Your swiss army wife sure can cook
by Semu April 5, 2004
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