An upside down V is created with the index and middle fingers, to grip ones small wang while he pees.
"Patricks little pecker was all foreskin, no shaft, thus he had to scissorgrip it as not to piss down his leg.
by CecilSexington December 16, 2018
Get the ScissorGrip mug.A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.
"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."
by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022
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Get the Nebraska scissor lift mug.1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.
2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.
3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.
4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.
3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.
4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.
The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!
The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.
The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!
The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
by gbradssg hujwsmu January 1, 2012
Get the Swiss retard mug.When two girls rub their pussies together until one or the both of them have an orgasm. The way they reach an orgasm is because both of their clitourouses together which is stimulating.
Jessica: i fucked amy last night.
Sarah: what you cant fuck a girl while you are a girl.
Jessica: yes you can, we were scissoring eachother i came so fast.
Sarah: what you cant fuck a girl while you are a girl.
Jessica: yes you can, we were scissoring eachother i came so fast.
by Modotoe July 8, 2018
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