Sweltie

An overpowering Mass Hickey given its name by the sheer force of the sucking power such that the remnant is a full-on Welt.

“Well, Mango did it again. He cc’d so many people on his last email about Javier’s sale that he must have given himself carpal tunnel syndrome. It was like he spent hours moistening his lips before he latched on for this one as he really left a bunch of Swelties. I bet that everyone who got the Sweltie had to run to the drug store for some salve. Mango needs to cc himself on some of these just so that he can grasp the feeling of a Sweltie. See Self Sweltie.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007

SWIFT

A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.

acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi

by Blue Koi September 15, 2013

taylor swift

A Goddess. A God ( no offense). We should all worship her. Taylor Swift if you're reading this, please marry me.

Person 1: "Hey do you believe in God?"
Person 2: " Yes, I worship Taylor Swift."

by ilovedilfs123 February 22, 2021

Taylor Swift

A white girl in her mid-twenties who is mentally, like, 85 and knits sweaters and bakes cookies for her friends while taking pictures of her cat in weird positions. Taylor Swift is an American indie/country/pop artist, and her music tends to be perfect in the time of a hard situation such as a break up, or any other life struggle such as being bullied or feeling guilty about something you did. People who hate on her are sadly ignorant and irrational.

*wails* "I just want to listen to Taylor Swift alone."

by h0nestly December 21, 2013

Swiftie

A swiftie is an amazing person that loves Taylor Swift and are probably the best fandom and the fandom you don't wanna f*ck with :) they're the best

Swiftie: do you like Taylor Swift?
Person: ugh, no!
Swiftie: *throws person off planet earth*

by a Swiftie called **** September 8, 2018

Phil Swift

When you and your girl are doing anal and instead of ejaculating you spray flex seal in her ass

Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.

by FlexSwift May 30, 2019

Taylor Swiftboated

When someone with an anti-social disorder (ego-mania, perhaps?) destroys one's moment in the limelight.

My head was rushing, I didn't know who to begin to thank, then some fucker grabbed the mic and Taylor Swiftboated my ass.

by Evil W September 15, 2009