i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin

"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

by poopy mc shizerhead April 09, 2007

Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.

Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!

by Cragnon December 18, 2023

sweatpants guy

a guy on a bus who wears sweatpants everyday. the guy usually has spanish heritage, glasses, and dyed hair. he's also the best guy ever. sweatpants guys try to seem cool to no one by doing minor things such as wearing only one strap of their backpacks. sweatpants guys may or may not be emo as well.

ren: sweatpants guy wasn't on the bus today!!!

bronk: oh no!!!

ren: i'm so sad!!!

by Spoopy eclipse December 21, 2021

Grey sweatpants

Man Hoe Uniform, Himbo favorite outfit. Josh's favorite color pants to wear.

Oh look Josh and Trey got their manhoe uniforms on today for the gym. Those grey sweatpants are their manhoe uniforms, to show off their schlong.

by 9Doll July 14, 2024

wearing sweatpants out

It's normal you could wear it anywhere you see those tiktoks? Well there is nothing wrong.

Friend: YOOO YOU'RE WEARING SWEATPANTS OUT TO SCHOOL??

Me: yea?

by itz_noob December 20, 2022

Plaid sweatpants

Someone who thinks they have a big weenier

Look at that guys nonexistent bulge! Oh… should’ve guessed, he’s wearing plaid sweatpants.

by Candyapple September 04, 2022

Sweatpants stunna

A person that appears attractive despite wearing very casual clothing, such as sweatpants.

Look at that girl. She's so hot. Yet, she spends no time "getting ready'. She is a Sweatpants stunna.

by FabFatFreddy April 18, 2010