i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin

"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

by poopy mc shizerhead April 13, 2007

irish sweatpants

Sweat Pants that are cut off to make shorts

The Jorts of sweat pants.

Bobby Tool Bags wore his Irish sweatpants to the bar.

by Dusty Nuggets August 6, 2017

Grey sweatpants

Man Hoe Uniform, Himbo favorite outfit. Josh's favorite color pants to wear.

Oh look Josh and Trey got their manhoe uniforms on today for the gym. Those grey sweatpants are their manhoe uniforms, to show off their schlong.

by 9Doll July 14, 2024

Sweatpants day

It is sweatpants day!
Time to wear sweatpants

Mom: Why are you wearing sweatpants?
Kid: because it's the national sweatpants day!

by Froggy_101 March 7, 2021

Sweatpants Nonconformist

Someone who actually doesn't care what anyone else thinks, because they go out in public with little to no effort to look presentable, or look like anything for that matter. Their clothes are typically cheap and ill-fitting, and they wear sweatpants because they are the most comfortable thing it is legal to leave the house in.

Stereotypical nonconformists are not the literal extreme because they are still conforming to society's expectations by putting effort into going against the acceptable look. Those who wear sweatpants NOT YOGA PANTS in public are acting under no external influence whatsoever.

Asshole: You're fat and you have acne all over your face; what an ugo!
Me: I'm wearing my gym clothes on a day I'm not going to the gym; do I really look like I care? Your words are wasted on a sweatpants nonconformist like myself.

by depressedannie September 17, 2014

Sweatpants stunna

A person that appears attractive despite wearing very casual clothing, such as sweatpants.

Look at that girl. She's so hot. Yet, she spends no time "getting ready'. She is a Sweatpants stunna.

by FabFatFreddy April 18, 2010

wearing sweatpants out

It's normal you could wear it anywhere you see those tiktoks? Well there is nothing wrong.

Friend: YOOO YOU'RE WEARING SWEATPANTS OUT TO SCHOOL??

Me: yea?

by itz_noob December 19, 2022