TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER

by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010

Fly Swatter

When a man is about to cum he pulls out and cums on the outside of the vagaina. He then proceeds to smack her vagaina and run away.

Evan-Brooo, did you hear Poter gave Tirzah a Fly Swatter.

Bucket-Whats a Fly Swatter?
Evan- He came on her vagina and the pussy smacked her.

by yeboiskinny January 15, 2021

Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

The Fly Swatter

When you grab the fly of your pants towards a girl in a sexual manner, and she swats your hand away and slaps you with a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Jake from accounting tried to grope himself in front of me and I hit him with The Fly Swatter.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Twat swatter

dane Cooks female term for "cock blocker" or a female who prevents another female from sex

boy:wanna have sex? (to girl 1)
Girl 2: she has aids
Girl 1: you twat swatter

by insazian May 15, 2011