spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

by Bondiki October 13, 2008

wank spanner

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off

2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner

check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner

by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004

swangers

30 spoke rims that poke out 6 - 8 inches from the side of your car, were only made from 1983 to 1984 (84's poke harder)

You know I ride on fow's, You know I slide in hoes, I dial 1411 for my info!!!

You know I'm always smoken' and my 84's are poken!!

by Big Slab Rida June 16, 2003

spanner monkey

A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.

"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

The Sanner

The act of unleashing a 50 caliber (extremely large) size ejaculation on a womans chest, neck or face. Usually large enough and with such force that a splashing effect will occur and the sheets will need washing.

"Yo dawg I brought this dime piece back from the bar last night and of course had to unleash "The Sanner" on her. My sheets are on their second wash man!"

by Sharpay December 19, 2007