Swallow The Anchor

'Sailor talk' for retiring from life at sea.

Captain Bob sold his ship and bought a house.

Arr... I never thought he'd swallow the anchor.

by MidiPunk March 19, 2010

your mother should have swallowed you

Another way of saying that someone should of been aborted.

The term your mother should have swallowed you is a derogatory insult used as vulgarity that someone uses when greatly hate them.

by superbipolar420 September 12, 2016

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

swallow children

Having someone swallow your giz when they are performing oral sex

"Susan gave me head last night and she swallowed my children"

by gobbles March 19, 2004

FART SWALLOWER

One who places their lips against the anus of another while taking a loud ripping fart into their mouth and gulping it down

Sherry sure loves to give rip jobs. Then that bitch locked on to my ass and became my fart swallower.

by Teninch Tool August 26, 2008

Sword swallower

A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.

When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.

Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.

Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat

I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...

He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..

"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped

by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014

swallower

One who allows ejaculation into the mouth and proceeds to swallow the load.

Janie sucked my dick something proper last night, and hell yeah, when I came, she was a swallower.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004