Skip to main content

bed surfer

A semi homeless person that sleeps with people for a place to stay and someone to mooch on for a few weeks until being kicked out and moving to the next person.

Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.
This girl was a from out of state, a bed surfer, who'd been "staying with a friend" till he kicked her out, now she was looking for someone with drugs and a place to stay. She got a little work every now and then, I'm sure some of it was in the back seat of a car.
by eakerma February 9, 2006
mugGet the bed surfer mug.

surfer

A person who feels like a bad day in the water is ten times better than a good day out of it.
Surfer surfs surf surfericiously.
by ripcurlgirl September 15, 2004
mugGet the surfer mug.

subway surfer

A person(mostly a graffiti artist or hobo) who travels the subway network most of the time lives there.
"It was that damn subway surfer again."
by That guy 87 February 5, 2019
mugGet the subway surfer mug.

bottom surgery

when a transgender person gets their penis or vagina changed to that of the opposite sex
by duxksubs March 29, 2017
mugGet the bottom surgery mug.

Surgerized

The act of having had surgery.
When my tonsils were infected, I got them surgerized.
by Jeremy D. Taylor December 30, 2008
mugGet the Surgerized mug.

Jaw Surgery

hey, chelsea had jaw surgery last night. yeah, cause she was sucking on my dick!!!

dude...amanda got jaw surgery last night. if you know what i mean!
by v&m101 May 24, 2009
mugGet the Jaw Surgery mug.

social surgeon

a person with the ability to infiltrate and extract internalized thoughts from introverted individuals
ron opened jenna up with his social surgeon-like personality as he penetrated and pulled out her inner most desires.
by D-Child February 6, 2007
mugGet the social surgeon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email