Sumption

Ridiculous and vainglorious beard topiary, suggesting the wearer has a massive sense of humour and very little time for anything in life other than tonsorial trimming, this suggestion is however red herring of massive proportions as wearers of such idiotic facial adornment are without exception hugely self-absorbed and self-promoting 'Nathan Barley' types. Usually working in 'Noo Meedja' they are without exception, egotistical, taking themselves and their beards hugely seriously. Compulsive 'Twitterers' to a man (there are very few females able to grow enough chin hair to facilitate a viable 'carve'), they honestly believe that the word in general is as interested in the tedious minutiae of there everyday lives as they are. There is a campain gathering momentum to make such chin adornments an arrestable offence.

'Good grief man, get rid of that silly Sumption before you leave the house'.

Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.

Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.

by Postman Patois October 11, 2009

Sumaiyah

A hot girl with some huge boobs and butt. The kind of person who can always make you laugh. Is really weird but all the guys drool over her.

I have a Sumaiyah; she's the hottest babe in the world.

by lolziamawesome321 March 29, 2009

sumazing

A mix between "sugoi" and "amazing", sugoi meaning amazing in Japanese. Usually used when you start to say "sugoi" and then realize you're in America and change it to "amazing".

"Wow, that was sumazing!"

by Cooki December 24, 2006

Sumanti

The kind of person who will follow any Facebook meme no matter how ridiculous or annoying

Did she post her bra colour as her status? What a Sumanti!

by Mr Mystery, man of Mystery February 4, 2010

sumatee

World's most beautiful and attractive kind hearted female to ever exist. Great body, eyes, hair, and facial expressions. Could be sarcastic, but could be a model or a doctor.

Every country needs a Sumatee.

by Fab and dab🗝 December 21, 2016

Sumai

Little pedofile with pink phone case, and is a master at wanking but loves mocking Indians.

Look at that Sumai hahha

by Sumai the pedofile August 17, 2021

Sumariibanana

Sumariibanana is a very cool person on TikTok than often gets totured by TikTok algorithm

Person A: Hey do you know about Sumariibanana?
Person B: that user with a dead hanging persona? YEA
person A: DID YOU READ THE LORE ON WATTPAD

by Something plush August 26, 2022