Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.
"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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woman: "i think i just got knocked up by a Schurman"
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A German word for retard
Comes from the old German folk lore where a trol namned Schurkkz had a large rock dropped on his head witch lead to him appearing much dumber then he used to be
Comes from the old German folk lore where a trol namned Schurkkz had a large rock dropped on his head witch lead to him appearing much dumber then he used to be
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This word stemms from the old German folk lore where a troll namned Schurkzz had a large rock/stone dropped on it's head making it appear retarded
This word stemms from the old German folk lore where a troll namned Schurkzz had a large rock/stone dropped on it's head making it appear retarded
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Get the Schurkzz mug.A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.
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Get the Shurkey mug.Often disguised as progress or battling, getting Shurmured is the act of losing a close sporting matchup with poor decision making, lack of consitency and inability to motivate a group of professionals.
Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.
Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.
Uncle Tony: Well we had this game in the bag until that last TD drive by the other team.
Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.
Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it
Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.
Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it
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