thumbing a softie

to use one's thumb or finger in an attempt to prop up one's soft, flacid, floppy penis during intercourse

Robbie Houstoun, AKA 'Floppy Robby' is thumbing a softie, but isnae fooling anybody

by macfear August 23, 2014

meetnik (meet + suffix nik)

a person who enjoys meetings and all sorts of administrative events and tries to attend as many of them as possible.

Being socially active is one thing, meeting for the sake of meeting is another. I try to stay away from meetniks for whom getting together is an end in itself. Meeting without meaning is worse than meaning without meeting.

by Mikhail Epstein October 2, 2003

Suction Hose

Noun- A dude who likes sucking off highly fit firemen beefcakes. Can usually be seen wearing knee pads and hanging around firestations.

You see that fag Sam at the Firemen's Benefit Fund Luncheon? He's turning into a real Suction Hose, what a little bitch!

by kratosyodaddy May 28, 2011

Suction cup

When two girls press their moist vaginas together which in turn creates suction.

I knew Gina and Tina were dating but I didn't think they'd suction cup right in front of us.

by Supersoaker89 December 8, 2016

self-sufficiency standard

(ECONOMICS) an alternative metric of poverty; used instead of the poverty level by some researchers.

Developed as a superior alternative to the federal poverty level to estimate the income required for families to pay for their basic needs. Computed at the county level, the SSS takes into account the costs of food, housing, health insurance, childcare, transportation, taxes, and other basic expenses, with component values varying across more than 70 different family types. SSS wages have been calculated to date for all counties in 35 states and the District of Columbia.

Usually people are not concerned by reports of the large numbers of people living below the poverty level, because they assume it just means poor people have to tighten their belts.

The self-sufficiency standard (SSS), if explained, should change this. If a person's wages are below the SSS, then she is not only not making enough to meet her current needs, she's not making enough to preserve her ability to earn what little she has.

by Primus Intra Pares July 17, 2010

sultinga

a real juicy Lithuania chick, usually called ieva.

Holy shit, she's a real sultinga braske

by ievute February 7, 2013

Softing

A light, misty rain, drizzle, sprinkle. Usually heard from misplaced Michigander.

"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"

by Tom Joseph February 3, 2015