summer whore

Tween or teen girl who usually shops at Hollister or Aero.
Craves summer and updates their Facebook how they can't wait for 'Summer 2010'. They usually typeeee like thisss toooo. See trend whore.

(Facebook Status) Jenn SoCommonName: tireddd. school tomorrow. then game. i really miss him <333 can't wait til summer.

(normal thought) Wow...really? School tomorrow? Like we couldn't guess that. What a summer whore.

by furyfury April 12, 2010

Subternal

A lifestyle and state of mind in which the institutions of our society lose their meaning, and people lose their Ego's. Living lives of love, peace and harmony with others and nature. Those who live the Subternal lifestyle realize how menial and harmful to humanity the institutions we've built are and work on becoming selfless. They realize it's time for a change and are committed to bringing it

whenever I see the greed, inequality, and racism in our world, I feel Subternal pulsing through my veins

by Ritaskeeter April 26, 2015

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Brown Submarine

A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.

Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!

Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...

Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.

Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009

Sad Girl Summer

The opposite of a hot girl summer, a sad girl summer is a summer full of sadness, heartbreak, boredom, etc.

Lana Del Rey invented sad girl summers when she released Summertime Sadness in 2012.

A sad girl summer can also be known for wasting your summer on Netflix, YouTube, Spotify and other streaming platforms to do nothing all day and be sad.

“Covid-19 turned our chances of having a hot girl summer into a sad girl summer.”

“2020 summer is definitely going to be a sad girl summer. Fuck corona.”

by maymaybff May 3, 2020

summer gym

A class you must take during the summer if you have not taken your required gym class during the high school year. Usualy a four hour period for 2-3 weeks.

Stacy: Hey Jen, you wanna stay up and party?!
Jen: I want to, but I have to get to bed.
Stacy: But it's only 9:00pm!
Jen: I know, but I have to wake up at 8:00am for summer gym. We are going bowling!

by JJbear123 August 7, 2008

toxic boy summer

A toxic boy that thrives in the summer environment, most toxic boys aren’t in a relationship because they think every girl belongs to the streets. Toxic boys drink Henny like it’s water, and text their ex “I miss you” right as the ex is 90% over with the relationship.

“Aye bruh pass the Henny, I’m bout to put all my ex’s in a groupchat”
“Damn bro it’s not even toxic boy summer yet”

by Toxicboy4L April 15, 2020