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slump stumper

Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.

Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.

Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.

Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper

Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.

Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!
by Cuatros Amigos October 19, 2018
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stumpet

(v): Sticking a partially missing limb (a stump) into someone's mouth. This will cause the receiver to make a muttering, unpleasant sound, that of which an inexperienced trumpeter would make.
I was trying to be nice to this handicap amputee... But he tried to stumpet me.
by ncreel December 8, 2014
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Slumped

the act of hardcore sleeping in the middle of a class or someone teaching or talking to you for a long period of time ; you would normally have those sleep lines on your face.
kim: i got math class next
shane: word? i got english and im bout to be slumped
by macdaddiyai September 15, 2017
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Slumped

Intoxicated using drugs, weed or alcohol
by lil sharabi January 29, 2022
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stamped

She has beautiful legs. The right one is stamped just above the knee with a large butterfly.
by talk2me-JCH2 February 8, 2021
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mushroom stamped

Pressing ones penis on the forehead of an unfortunate individual.
by n/a March 30, 2005
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bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole
I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.
by RadNotRed February 15, 2022
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