stump

to chop off all of the arms and legs of a person, leaving them with just a torso and head so that they live out the rest of their lives as a stump-like existence.

Man, Matt is a real asshole. I think I will stump him and his wife.

by geeimatree October 14, 2021

Stump Grinder

A person with braces who loves giving head.

AJ is one hell of a stump grinder but I like how he sucks anyway.

by Giggles T. Clown September 19, 2014

Stump-O-Matic

Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.

Person: I really want a Stump-O-Matic!
Person 2: Oh doesn't Patrick Stump play that guitar?

by PewDiePie April 25, 2013

stump jumper

Insulting term for a hick or redneck. Implies they breed within their family tree, or "jump the stump". Often used by other hicks/rednecks, to mark one as the lowest of the low.

Jethro's a filthy stump jumper.

by GAWII May 25, 2008

Stump Train

To train any large farm animal (i.e. horse,donkey,sheep,etc.)to backup to the stump your standing on so you can fuckum.

I stump trained my donkey with ease

by Bud123 November 18, 2005

Stump it up

It has to do with the Only Patrick Martin Stump!!
Singer of Fall Out Boy!!!
You use it when something has lacks creativity, or music , or coolness<3
And it needsss it!!

"This is a sad sack. You look like a bunch of retards humping a doorknob!! You need to Stump it up!"

by Falloutgirrrl September 16, 2009

Stump Gut

Having a gut so large, one is able to rest it on a platform of some sort (e.g. A tree stump).

My boss has such a FUPA he can stump gut midgets.

Your FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) is to extreme, I bet you could stump gut that goat.

by SlyD0g March 26, 2013