dick-stracted

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

by Marc K July 29, 2005

Strictmas

Strictmas is the season from December 1st to January 1st in which strict Christmas followers feel decorations should be allowed to be hung. Any decorations put up before or any kept up after are considered wrong and a violation of the strictmas season. Loose strictmas followers condone decorations or trees put up after Thanksgiving but not necessarily after December 1st.

Guy 1: "Its not even Thanksgiving and this guys got his lights up and a blow up Santa, that disgusts me!"

Guy 2: "Cool it bro, he's just celebrating the season."

Guy 1: "Actually, Strictmas season runs from December 1st to the 1st of January and its not even Thanksgiving, this is a felony in my books."

by AbbieWilkes November 30, 2009

The Strick

A large god-like man resembling authority or the Norse God of thunder. His hammer is strong and you will be praying to be in his presence when bullets start flying your way. He is up to date on all medical appointments and is never tardy. Often seen being a badass or not taking shit from anyone. It is said he always wears a 3 wolf moon shirt to help radiate his awesomeness even more.

The Strick shall sayeth: "I on the other hand will be praying to show you
Marines how The Strick does it when bullets start flying."

by Strickfan August 23, 2009

Jacob Strickland

tends to be a manwhore but is someone that you cannot stay mad at. what he lacks in a relationship, he makes up for in friendship. many people believe he may secretly be a rodeo clown. Some people even go as far as to think that he is a clown due to his brightly colored clothing. he is also associated with several groups such as the bermuda trriangle, super smashed bros and the family

Dat nigga jacob strickland

by tweez123 August 1, 2011

Wii-stracted

To be distracted whilst playing too much wii.

Sorry I'm late, I was wii-stracted.

by wabberjocky March 20, 2009

strickly

How morons spell "strictly."

I was banned from the Internet forever just becuase I wrote "strickly" instead of "strictly." Is that rediculous or what?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 31, 2006

Strictarian

One who is exceedingly strict and highly disciplined, especially about rules and regulations.

Those people at the motor vehicle bureau are such strictarians!

by Phraseman February 8, 2009