T Shirt Stretchers

When a woman wears a shirt so tight, her boobs look like they are stretching it. The boobs are then called T Shirt Stretchers.

Daaamn.. Look at those girls T Shirt Stretchers.

by PhillMcRacking27 May 18, 2010

end up in a stretcher

when you get beat the fuck up

did you see that nigga end up in a stretcher

by notarealnigga December 20, 2018

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 9, 2020

Pipe Stretcher

A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.

B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name

A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever

B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup

by Ineedanewjob June 7, 2023

Stretcher

Strech-er

Verb

1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.

"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."

"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"

by Urban EMS March 14, 2019

18 on a stretcher

When it’s been forever since she has responded and you want to get her attention yet confuse her so you say 18 on a stretcher

Hey alise 18 on a stretcher

by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021