Straight Fucking Water

That of legitimacy

Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER

Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*

by Sxpticfxre February 9, 2019

skraight

or "straight", except ghetto version.

you alright?
yea im skraight

by Steve O September 15, 2003

straight tiktok

when your for you page is full of shirtless teenage boys, dancing, povs and mainly the hype house(in other words fucking boring). it has nothing to do with your sexuality.

person 1: so what’s on your for you page?
person 2: it’s just charli.
person 1: ohh so you’re on straight tiktok!

by youwillbemybae June 8, 2020

straight cred

Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.

Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."

*awkward pause*

Bro: "Um.. thanks.."

*hot girl walks by*

Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"

--

The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.

by MotherEarthFracker December 28, 2009

straight shooter

n. Informal.

One who is honest and forthright.

He never lies, he is a straight shooter.

by E. Keriakos September 19, 2006

You straight

I accept your apology,

"I bumped into a young black man and said, "My bad." Without even looking up he said, "You straight."
—Ta-Nehisi Coates in "Between the World and Me"

by CcBurlBbclBbb June 6, 2017

straight tiktok

a scary place.

a person: yeah, im on straight tiktok
*everyone else leaves*

by gaydahaha April 4, 2021