Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.

Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.

by Jonny35 February 27, 2018

Don Lion Stout

A short person, normally of Scottish Origin who enjoys shandy but cannot drink real beer. Renowned for prowling and flashing his skin flute, Don Lion Stouts are not to be trusted.

Here comes Don Lion Stout

by Mlb76 April 17, 2019

chocolate stout

when a someone inserts a funnel into her or his ass. then pours a beer into it. she or he then pulls out the funnel and then sprays the beer all over you and or friends.

we paid a stripper at a party to give us a chocolate stout

by dolceglr September 22, 2013

Stout trout

When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.

David's stout trout could not please his partner nor his ego.

by Stu_Ru August 2, 2013

Goudy Stout

Someone who specialises in making Goudies. VERY RARE. You are only born a Goudy Stout, you can never become one. Overall normal people, only difference is they make Goudies.
Named after the microsoft font.

“Hey John make me a Goudy!”
“You idiot, John isn’t a Goudy Stout”
“Oh damn”

by KyrenShat July 10, 2023

The Irish Stout

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s ass, she then farts on his dick, thus creating milky poo paste bubbles on his knob. When he pulls out, she sucks his dick and the act leaves a frothy milky ass-juice upper lip.

Hey Pete, I hear your Mrs copped ‘The Irish Stout’ last night..!?

by Jahns… December 20, 2024