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stoolies

Guys who never got into a frat and always wanted to be in one. Generally men 40 and older who follow an online frat.
Those Stoolies better try again next year!
by RAPACHAMP March 3, 2018
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stooge

1. Someone who has the mental capacity or IQ of their shoe size.
2. An abnormally large, dopey bastard with the brain of a fly.
3.Also see Alex Glumac
"That guy's a stooge!"
"What a stooge!"
by PotatoChip March 24, 2003
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stooger

Don't make me pull my stooger out!
by Sarar December 9, 2008
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stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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stooge

- a bogan, a fool. a person who is one of those
"stop it you stooge!"
"ya stooge"
by billie joe armstrong April 6, 2005
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Stooge

1. Someone that always bitches about other people yet is a failure himself.

2. Someone who always feels like he has good ideas but actually is just a dumbass.

3. A hybrid between a bitch boy and a faget. An uncultured philistine that believes himself to be a gentleman, when in fact everyone knows he's just a stooge.

4. A clown. But not funny. At all.

5. A kid who has the word "Replica" branded along the side of his dick.
Kenneth is a stooge. He would like think he was a gentleman.

"Hey I heard Kenneth bitching about some pedo before."
"What a stooge."

"Hey I heard Kenneth thought he could take on the Three Gentlemen"
"Is he serious? Wow, what a stooge!."

Julius Caesar was a stooge. So is Kenneth. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH.
by The Three Gentlemen February 28, 2010
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stooge flag

I can't believe that my bos is making me wear a stooge flag to the conference.
by Legendary D June 20, 2009
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