Stonks

STONKS is the best meme ever invented. Use it wisely for those who mistreat it suffer painful deaths.

Guy 1: “Buys 3D printer, buys PS4, 3D prints PS4, returns 3D printer and PS4”
Guy 2: “STONKS”

by MrNameMan January 22, 2020

stonk

1.(n) when something looks, smells, tastes, feels, etc. really bad. 2.(v) when you cant handle something.

"that meatloaf looked so stonk"
"i couldn't stonk it"

by Allison Manly January 11, 2007

stonk

To illegitimately aquire a good or service in a 'cheeky' manner.

Did you manage to Stonk paying into the nightclub?

Yeah, i managed to sneak in, and well stonked it!

by Liam McBirnie October 12, 2006

stonk

when you stalk someone when they are naked, going to the bathroom, showering, etc. keword: stonk

Reynold stonks his crush

by anthonysagira September 28, 2019

Stonks

Increasing in any way

My money be getting stonks you know

by Bigboygibby November 19, 2019

stonks

yes

stonks

by Wilted Roses January 18, 2020

stonking

adjective

(BrE) Tremendous. Via BoJo, connoting a similar capacity for uncertain, quasi-populist misgovernance and general demagoguery as this favourite Trumpian term.

We have had so much doubt and dubitation for such a long time, and the people of this country have given us tonight, I mean, this morning, a huge great stonking mandate because they want us to do one thing that you all know—they want us to get Brexit done.

—Boris Johnson (quoted accurately, without falsification!) on the UK general election and a hard Brexit

by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019