Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.
“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash
“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey
“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”
-Nick da GuapoLord
“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown
“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey
“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”
-Nick da GuapoLord
“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown
by StoneyMaloney March 08, 2018
by El_Scorcho November 01, 2003
by Stoney Sunday May 15, 2016
by Starpowerx10 April 18, 2023
A stage of being so stoned (high) that nothing makes sense and you cant pay attention to anything that is going on at all during this period of time. Eyes are usually super low and bloodshot and one cannot put words together in correct sentences. Also everything seems funny as shit even though it probably isnt
by jimbo24getatme July 26, 2011
Chris Stoney is the youngest member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in late 1989 where he was a baby for some time afterwards. In early 1996, he played for the San Fransico 49ers, where he was quickly cut for deficating in Steve Young's helmet. Depressed from his loss, he joined a local gang. In this gang, he met Don Lando. Living in an abandon war bunker, Don Lando took in Stoney and let him borrow his little sister's drum set. Stoney was instantly a drumming God. Stoney is now drummer in Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe and has even written some of the lyrics to a few songs. He is now enlisting in the army, hoping to get stationed in Vietnam.
Chris Stoney needs no example.
by Risto1116 July 06, 2006
A place in Nawf Dallas Texas, located in Lakehighlands area...home of Local rappers Mr.Pookie And Mr.LUCCI...
Mostley Bloods, Majority Crips
but das still not the place to fuck around
(K.O.K)(N.S.G)stompin ground
Mostley Bloods, Majority Crips
but das still not the place to fuck around
(K.O.K)(N.S.G)stompin ground
Stoney Crook Soljas
by 2Ton-Te3zy August 09, 2008