Stoney Maloney

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.

“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown

by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018

stoney mchill

a location/state of mind one would be when nothing makes sense and is just really stoney and chill.

Man, that wallpaper for El Dia de Los Muertos is totally on Stoney McHill.

by El_Scorcho November 1, 2003

Stoney Lonesome

San Quentin prison

I can see the bay through my cell bars at stoney lonesome.

by Starpowerx10 April 18, 2023

stoney sunday

People celebrating smoking weed on Sundays

happy Stoney Sunday

by Stoney Sunday May 15, 2016

Stoney Bologna

A stage of being so stoned (high) that nothing makes sense and you cant pay attention to anything that is going on at all during this period of time. Eyes are usually super low and bloodshot and one cannot put words together in correct sentences. Also everything seems funny as shit even though it probably isnt

1. Dude im stoney bologna right now sheesh
2. Cmon lets go get stoney bologna!!

by jimbo24getatme July 26, 2011

Chris Stoney

Chris Stoney is the youngest member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in late 1989 where he was a baby for some time afterwards. In early 1996, he played for the San Fransico 49ers, where he was quickly cut for deficating in Steve Young's helmet. Depressed from his loss, he joined a local gang. In this gang, he met Don Lando. Living in an abandon war bunker, Don Lando took in Stoney and let him borrow his little sister's drum set. Stoney was instantly a drumming God. Stoney is now drummer in Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe and has even written some of the lyrics to a few songs. He is now enlisting in the army, hoping to get stationed in Vietnam.

Chris Stoney needs no example.

by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

Stoney Crook

A place in Nawf Dallas Texas, located in Lakehighlands area...home of Local rappers Mr.Pookie And Mr.LUCCI...
Mostley Bloods, Majority Crips
but das still not the place to fuck around
(K.O.K)(N.S.G)stompin ground

Stoney Crook Soljas

by 2Ton-Te3zy August 9, 2008