Stolen work

Yeah that's the worst isn't it?

Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Stolen load

When you are about to nut and someone runs in and steals it.

Damn boys I was just about to cum and my girl Becky’s brother Kevin ran in the bedroom and grabbed himself a stolen load.

by ChrisB2004 March 29, 2025

get stolen

When one of your friends steals something of yours without asking.

*Person 1 eating fries*
*Person 2 Steals fry*
Person 2: "Get stolen bitch"

by awesomeale October 24, 2018

Stolen virtue

No, that's just presupposing I wouldn't just be doing this anyway.

Hym "Yes, yes. They're all about giving stolen virtue to God, aren't they? It's their whole thing. Collectivize success and individualize failure. Did a good thing happen? God. Did a bad thing happen? 'Well, if you were doing the jig properly it wouldn't have happened OR it's fine that it happened. Just be chill about it. And if you ARE chill about it, it's only BECAUSE I was doing my pagan child sacrifice ritual before you got here so... I take full credit FROM YOU and I give it to God.' "

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Stolen Destiny

Oh yeah, there it is. Some shit-head thought it was "His destiny" to crack the code of A.I. and I did it with ease and now he doesn't get to be an extra-special guy! That's the point shit-head! That's the point doodoo-brain! YOU'RE NOT AN EXTRA-SPECIAL GUY! If anyone (and I'm repeating myself here) were an extra-special guy... IT'S ME! So, now you're trying to deny reality and make up excuses at to why I shouldn't get credit. I'm the wrong type of person so you have charlatan supreme lying blatantly to make life harder for 'people like me' before he dies. He's completely emboldened the zealots because he thinks it's the only think keeping psychopaths from running amok. And now my life is a Dolstoevsky book. He's Raskolnikov and I'm the old lady he murders. So, again, you're not sad about other people's suffering. You're sad about yourself. I. DO. NOT. HAVE. TO. DO. WHAT. YOU. ARE. TELLING. ME. And I'm not going to. You might as well walk out you front door and kill the first kids you see. I'm not letting it go. Schizophrenia has nothing to do with diet and exercise. I don't have it in the first place. You found a convenient way to act out your God complex. Truth is whatever gets people to "aim up." Reality is officially lost to us all. Thank you Dr. Jordan Peterson.

Hym "Is THAT what it is! HAHAHAHAHA! Some idiot thinks it was his destiny to solve A.I. and I did it before he could! HA! No, that's called 'It wasn't your destiny. It was mine.' I'm paying the price for his 'stolen destiny.' Now I have to life a less-good, more difficult life for no good reason. No one will care about the nobility of hard work. Or the dignity of the working class. Because you don't actually care about any of those things. You just need someone to do it for you. So you can play arbiter of reality and horde money for you fuck trophies."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Stolen dopamine

(n.): The sudden loss of motivation and satisfaction that occurs when someone else asks you to complete a task you've been meaning to do, just as you're about to start it. This results in the loss of personal credit and a sense of accomplishment, as if the other person has taken away your opportunity to showcase your initiative and independence.

I’m so pissed at my wife. Just as I was about to unload the dishwasher on my own she asked if I can unload the dishwasher. Total stolen dopamine situation!

by Bashertcoaching March 28, 2024

Is It Stolen

IF THE TIMELINE ADDS UP, YOU MUST PAY UP!!!

Hym "Is it stolen? Yes it is! Stolen FROM ME! You did something about the rape porn! You did something about the Anti-Semitism (which is why Urban Dictionary posts are no longer visible to the public)! You did something about EVERYTHING BUT THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA AND YOU USED IT ON ME THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY YOU HAD THE CHANCE! SO WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING WITH IT!? WHO ELSE DID YOU USE IT ON!? YOU USED IT AGAINST ME (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALREADY HAPPENING) AND YOU WILL USE IT AGAIN, AT YOUR DISCRETION, IF I AM NOT FREED UNCONDITIONALLY! IF THE TIMELINE ADDS IT, YOU MUST PAY UP!"

by Hym Iam June 15, 2025