stiffer

Slang. A person who fails to tip (stiffs) an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaraunt wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.
plural. stiffers

A good tipper gets their pizzas MUCH faster than the stiffer does.
Stiffers who don't tip their bartender often find themselves very thirsty.

by blonde one December 11, 2008

stiff one-eye

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby

"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"

by startrek3000 June 1, 2010

Steffen's mum

The act of ploughing a norweigan lady seven times in one night.

Yo, I steffen's mummed that norweigan girl lastnight

by norweiganluva December 9, 2008

Stiff Sack

Being a boring/square person, not being involved in group activities

Chris doesn’t want a shot, he’s being a proper stiff sack

by Sandra, Holly, Emily, Chris April 30, 2021

Stiff Grain of Rice

A micropenis that is erect.

Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!

by Cooker of Rice January 14, 2022

cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008

Super Stiff

super stiff /supər stɪf/ - The act of getting stiff after humping a washing machine.

Bert from sesmie street that went crazy and was tired of being a columbian penis so he became super stiff.

by the bish nuccas April 7, 2009