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Savage Starchild

A lightworker or individual dedicated to spreading light and healing, but who attracts through unconventional means such as brashness, hijacking, bluntness, insensitivity, and outlandish behavior. Can refer to any enlightened, awakened, or woke individual or being who doesn't conform to the normal stereotype of having the outward appearance of a vegan soy boy peace loving hippie.

While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge

This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
"That Facebook group The Savage Starchild goes hard af... How does a healer go so hard?"

"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."

"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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stacking paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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scorching the boulder

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.
Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!
by brojers May 4, 2011
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Awkward Stacking

-Awkward Stacking- occurs when an awkward moment happens in a chat room , and the person on the other end of the conversation stops replying, and you keep adding more messages hoping to break the ice not knowing that your only making the moment more uncomfortable. This usually amounts up in the other person getting annoyed or freaked out and logging off.
(An analogy for this is like being a cardboard box manufacturer. Someone who keeps stacking boxes over an awkward moment hoping to fix it. But dosent realize that the more Boxes he stacks on top of it equals it being even harder to clear up the moment.)
~below is an example of Awkward Stacking~
(chat room)
Awesomeness151- Hi whats up?
Katie575- oh hey =)
Awesomeness151- you looked cute in that skirt today
Katie575-ummm....yeah
Awesomeness151-totally lol
(6 minutes go by without a reply.)
Awesomeness151- lmao im awesome
Awesomeness151-soooooo....
Awesomeness151-umm how was your day?
Awesomeness151-Mine was aight =D
Awesomeness151- Just feeding my dog =
Awesomeness151-......
Awesomeness151-so what you wanna talk about? lol XD
(Katie575 is now offline.)
Awesomeness151- alright koolz talk to you tomorrow then.
by Alejandro Cruz December 22, 2008
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staring relationship

when you're walking in school or something and you just happen to to look at someone and they are staring at you, so you stare back. this staring at each other happens multiples of times, causing you and this other person to have a "staring relationship".
Raven- man, some guy is like burning a hole through my face.

Joshua- what do you mean?

Raven- some guy in my first period class stares at me all the time.

Joshua- well maybe he was staring at you cause you're just so darn-good delectable.

Raven- truuuuuuuuuuuuuue

Joshua- i was kidding.

Raven- oh.

Joshua- haha yeah well you're now in a staring relationship... arent they great?

Raven- lmao, sure guy, w/e you say...
by Josh Doe Smith September 10, 2006
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Crotch-staring

The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.
"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"
by Baxative November 15, 2009
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Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.
No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!
by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017
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