stanley

the feeling of immense tiredness and fatigue
person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got

person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night

person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too
by melanatedman69creamerboy April 17, 2022
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"You flash cockney bastards - YOU KNOW STANLEY"? (quote from Football Factory)
by neglesaks.dk June 01, 2005
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A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.
You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!
by truther23 May 21, 2018
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Term used to describe someone who is a real tool.
"Jesus, why'd you have to bring that guy?"

"Seriously, Jen, he's a real friggin' stanley, ya know?"
by Ben63 May 18, 2006
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Short form = Stan.

1. Suburban, usually Caucasian adolescent Eminem fanboys.

2. Known to predictably declare Eminem to be "the greatest rapper alive" despite that they usually don't listen to rap to bother to substantiate this claim.

3. A reference to "Stan," the title and main character of one of Eminem's songs off the "Marshall Mathers LP" about an obsessive fan who imitates Mathers' look, writes incoherent and disturbing fan letters, and eventually kills his pregnant girlfriend and himself because Eminem didn't reply in time.

4. Best visually exemplified in the music video for "The Real Slim Shady," also from the "MM LP." Throughout the video, Eminem is surrounded by a legion of white guys wearing the signature white Tees and jeans and the signature bleached haircut, nodding rhythmically to the song; thus achieving an effective Village of the Damned vibe to the video.
Stanleys don't actually listen to rap, but are instead "hip-hop fans' " equivalent to otaku/Wapanese "Japanese culture enthusiasts" (see fanboy).

They don't *really* know anything about the subject of their obsessive fandom, but do everything in their power to nevertheless fail to convince you that they do.
by Government Cheeze May 03, 2004
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A skinny ass jew loving muslim who loves to sit in back of the class wanking off to chicken, nugget, midget, gay porn. No one knows how stanleys are made but they are accounted for eminem thinking hes a rap god due to there retarded obsession towards him.
ugh i hate jews, stanley go away
by mac the peadophile August 19, 2018
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damn Ramon you lookin' straight stanley with them dirty jays on right now man.
by juan hancock May 29, 2009
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