Stateriotic

Combination of State and Patriotic
Loyalty to ones state, or the state you used to live in

Andy: Did you find out if Jimmy the Ground Hog saw his shadow?
Ms. Chew: No but Punksatony Phil saw his.
Andy: Come on you need to be more stateriotic.

by Afendra February 23, 2009

Sagert

A slang word for cigarettes, commonly used by drunk rednecks in college.

“Shit, I’m out of dip. Someone ask Billy for a sagert”

by 😍😍😍😍😍 n September 3, 2019

cage-stage

A Calvinist Christian who is obnoxiously opinionated about theological matters. So named because the person would be more appropriately kept in a cage until the phase passes and they can be more charitable about it all.

Don't even mention religion to that guy: he's full cage-stage, and you'll never get him to shut up.

by Gudinover October 21, 2019

stage fright

Period of time that elapses when two males stand next to each other at a urinal to pee. This extended elapsed time before the piss comes out only occurs because of the presence of the stranger next to you and disappears when the muscles finally relax (or the other person leaves).

I stood at the urinal for 5 minutes because i had stage fright.

by BigWillyStyle August 24, 2004

Stage Five Clinger

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.

1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

stage manager

A master of a stage that has a bunch of techies to do his/her bidding

Stage managers are the gods of a theatre.

by L Trizzle May 5, 2005

stage five clinger

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.

We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.

by Dan Everett April 26, 2006