squelch

squelch is everything. a concept, a fact, a pronoun, a noun, an adjective, and everything else. it can be used to replace any word in any sentence, and make it more powerful due to squelch. it's a concept yet squelch is everything. we exist within it.

hey dude, have you squelched today? I love squelch so much! the squelch-copter awaits! I use squelch/squelchself pronouns. SQUELCH! I love squelchy fazsquelch!

by Big_Men0001 June 12, 2024

Squelching

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.

Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?

by Skade777 July 12, 2024

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024

squelch boot

Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while

Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month

by therealfrenchtickler July 1, 2016

Squelch

A spiritual procedure in which a fetus is transferred from one woman to another because of a predicament involving incestual relations.

The calico critters had no choice but to squelch because one of them wanted to have a baby but no cis men were around.

by anonymous December 22, 2024

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023

Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024