A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
Get the Squatch Truckermug. Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.
by KZella December 1, 2015
Get the papa squatchmug. when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009
Get the crotch-squatchmug. A Sasquatch that tends to make its home in aquatic locations. This type of Sasquatch can most likely be found in the midwest but also along the East Coast and sometimes even wandering into public pool areas. The Scubba-Squatch tends to make dams like beavers but much larger because of its massive size and strength. The Scubba-Squatch is the most deadly of all aquatic Sasquatch.
by dudepics123go December 15, 2012
Get the Scubba-Squatchmug. by princess mountainhammer October 15, 2007
Get the stomp squatchmug. by willowplaystheage December 11, 2018
Get the Oregon half-squatchmug. A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!
by thecunteater June 28, 2010
Get the squatching frog beadsmug.