spurgeon

A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

by Hoss420 November 12, 2013

Spurge

A slang name for someone with ass burgers

Yoo see that tez guy he’s a right spurge

by Lokiify June 27, 2018

Spurge

When you have the sporadic urge to do something wild...

Man... I got the spurge to go bang that pretty lil' thing over there..

by theboymarch April 17, 2008

Scurse

A skill and a curse

person 1: look at how I can fit 10 hoola hoops on each of my fingers
person2: That's a scurse

by Thatscursedman April 2, 2020

Brain Spurs

brain spurs. noun. a medical term referring to fatty growths in the cerebral cortex causing difficulty speaking, limited vocabulary, lying, laziness caused by being born rich

Trump got a deferment from Vietnam due to his Brain Spurs.

by Sal'tripin November 11, 2017

Spurs

A shitty football team that cant win any league or cup.

Spurs is ass.

by Sussy nigga May 23, 2021

Spurs

Abbreviation of Tottenham Hotspurs

A team in North London full of cocky fans who say North London is white, when in fact it is ofc red, bc last time i checked to be classed as a good team you have to have, maybe some trophies? I dunno, seems strange to me.

Always a jammy team pulling through with only 1 goal to win against teams like Norwich etc.

Son is their only good player maybe Kane as well, who btw used to be an Arsenal player in their youth squad between 2001-2002, TRAITOR!

Arsenal Fan: Spurs ain’t getting top 4 this season

Spurs Fan: North London is white we are getting top 4
Nobody: …
Harry Kane: Come on you Shhhpurshhh

by UK DEFINER April 18, 2022