spunkh0

a man. that donates sperm and gets paid for it

man.. in such a spunkh0... i made a quick 55$ jackin it in an office to gay pr0n

by gueat August 7, 2004

Spuntah

The white residue from spermatazoa

The dry cleaner said"this is not mayonaise it is spuntah

by slimdiamond December 16, 2008

sunthera

Seen as a fat nerd, wearing glasses and has a constant wobbly tummy that everyone makes fun of. Seen in the wild habitat of itself and be warned to not disturb this species while playing video games

"Look at that sunthera ,it's rare to find them"

by Lord of Puns July 8, 2018

Spuntingulating

Spontaneous titillation.

Geoffrey my dear, it seems as if my earlobes are spuntingulating! Oh no, it's gone now. If only spuntingulation lasted longer. This is some mad ASMR shit.

by Clungefarts April 23, 2019

Scunthorpe pebbles

When a man’s testicles are firm and tight. Usually from a period of sexual abstinence that they take on the feel and appearance of pebbles from a cold Scunthorpe beach.

By ‘eck I haven’t had any in so long I’m going to end up with Scunthorpe pebbles!

by Pendles1969 September 26, 2021

Spunchbop

Aw hell naw

Oh hell naw spunchbop to 30 benadryl

by kell incognita November 18, 2021

spunchbawb

spongebob's long lost brother, they had sex once and that was the last time spunchbawb was last seen. he is buried under squidward's house currently, jerking off to the muffled sound of his brother

Spongebob: where is spunchbawb?!!!!
Squidward: dont worry about it. spongebob.
Spunchbawb: cum

by tf2 pyro September 14, 2022