Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012

Spelunker

A super long turd that disappears into the unknown abyss of the toilet drain while the other end is still at the surface. otherwise known as anaconda.

I ate so much last night I laid a spelunker this morning.

by turdferguson, jr. March 11, 2016

rectum spelunker

One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.

I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557
He's a rectum spelunker alright.

by dan and matt February 15, 2006

Doopa Spelunker

One who enjoys stimulating the rectal sphincter/butthole area.

"My girlfriend was quite the "Doopa Spelunker" last night...I can't even walk straight."

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

anal spilunker

one who explores the ass holes of others. in a sexually explicit way.

That fagmo was a total anal spilunker.

by jmilla the killa May 9, 2006

anal spelunkers

People that search through dark small "caves" known as: ass crack, stank hole, booty hole, butthole, corn hole, or the trench.

People like Eminem and 50 Cent are anal spelunkers.

by Pat AR January 29, 2004

splunker

someone who splunk'd another by taking their private info and exposing it for the world to see.

Abdul splunk'd MSN's search data so any splunker can find 'tranny sex' queries.

by Trans-Dre O'Dools August 22, 2006