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splinket splonket 

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.
That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.
splinket splonket by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

Rusty sprocket 

When a guy has his hand in a guys ass and is giving him a reach around
I heard Big Earl Gave Dan a Rusty sprocket. Later that night he blew his pink sock
Rusty sprocket by Chapo Ghestappo September 1, 2023

Sorin Sprocket

Sorin Sprocket is a character who appears in the DLC episode of Spirit of Justice, the 2nd best mainline Ace Attorney game. He is very cute and autistic and I love him. He has blue hair and cute glasses.
Person 1: What do you think about Sorin Sprocket?
Person 2: Peak character, I love him
Sorin Sprocket by Timeo303 July 27, 2024

Toe in the wet sprocket

"I forgot to bring my wallet!"
"Dude, that's such a toe in the wet sprocket."