Spoot

Shout this at any time of day and a wild JBA will appear laden with tins of lager

“Spooooooot” “arite boys whas want a spoot”

by WHSY394 August 6, 2021

Spootted

The stupider version of the word stoopid. Another way to call someone stupid, although it barely makes sense and is commonly used by people with an IQ lower than room temperature.

A: "Spootted doesn't even sound like 'stupid', how does that make sense?"
B: "You're spootted."

by Daddy Long Legs, the stripper August 24, 2020

Spoot

Spoot : In informal contexts, "spoot" is sometimes used as a playful or substitute expletive, popularized by the early 2000s Nickelodeon cartoon The Angry Beavers. In the show, characters like Dagget the beaver use "spoot" to express frustration or annoyance, replacing stronger curse words. Fans have since adopted it as a lighthearted exclamation.

"Stop talking you spoot.", "He's such a spoot.", "He looks like a spoot!"

by skyguy5 March 30, 2025

Spoot

The process of sticking your tongue out and making the farting noise, while having a bit of spittle coming from your mouth.

-Spongebob while stranded at the bus station-
I *spoot* don’t *spoot* understand *spoot* what *spoot* you *spoot* are *spoot* saying *spoot* !!!

by mattandchloe September 8, 2018

Spoot

To spot is to fart are out of one's penis. Basically the same as a queef but for men.

HAHA I SPOOTED!

by PotMaster42069 January 29, 2022