Shovel spoon

A spoon in a shape of a shovel it's a real thing search it up on google

OMG I can't believe shovels evolved into spoons . Doesn't that make a shovel spoon

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

Spoontagonism

To partake or hold certain beliefs in the following of the mighty Mr Spoon. ie Spoontagonist meaning a follower of the Spoon cult

Mr Spoon being Grunge Legends from Pembrokshire, WalesSpoontagonism is in no way violent as the name might suggest, quite the opposite infact, Spoontagonist's promote love and good vibes.

by Billious Fog December 14, 2010

Spooktember

The month before Spooktober, when someone wants to spook early Spooktember starts.

Person 1: It's Spooktember!
Person 2: I hate you, stay away from me, you're a disappointment, you're dead to me, I'm calling the police.
Person 1: You can't stop me on Spooktember.
Person 2: *Thanos Snapped

by Dr. D Syn Drome October 4, 2018

Spontaneous shitting

When you have a big juicy Five Guys cheeseburger and 45 minutes later you shit yourself in the most embarrassing situation. This usually happens when the burger is made with jalapeños and hot sauce.

Last night I was hanging with Carol, and just about as I was ready to stick it in, I had a spontaneous shitting. It was all over he place. She laughed.

by Fnseriousdude April 20, 2010

spontangerous

Concoction of spontaneous & dangerous, as made popular by Chevy P of Field Mob.

To get on the backseat while driving is usually quite spontangerous.

by ricci-s September 1, 2010

Spontanehate

Spontanehate combines spontaneity and hatred. It is a spontaneous, often unexpected expression of hatred. Spontanehate is mainly, but not exclusively, expressed verbally.

Tammy spontaneously began projecting her insecurities and misfortunes on her longtime friend Charlene:

Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."

Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."

by DonBIll July 10, 2015

soon™

Often used sarcastically, with the implication that something may not happen as "soon" as suggested.

Commonly used by video game manufacturers when announcing something that is in the works that may not yet have a predicted release time frame.

The newest update for -insert video game series here- will be released soon™.

by Audrec January 24, 2017