Spooterpilla

A fetish which includes filling a bathtub with poisonous fuzzy caterpillars and bathing in it.

"Did you hear she is in the hospital again? This Spooterpilla fetish is really getting out of hand!"

by percisi0n August 17, 2017

spoonsexual

spoonsexual is when you feel an attraction to shoving spoons down peoples throat.

Guy 1: yoo, you see this spoon?

Guy 2: huh, yeah?

Guy 1: *shoves spoon down Guy 2’s throat* *moans and gets hard*

Guy 2: *yelps* what the fuck?!? you are so spoonsexual!!!! *almost dies*

by reii<3 February 2, 2022

Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped

by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011

Record spinster

One who spins records, lp's, music,, record enthusiast without being a snob about it. One who has a casual relationship with his record collection for the love of music not as a symbol of status.

Q: Are you a serious audiophile or collector?
A: No, man i just own a lot of records because I like listening to them...I'm just a record spinster.

by RollieJ September 3, 2021

spinster

A woman who kept on believing in fairytale-like love stories for too long.

my ( spinster ) chemistry teacher

by aeredna November 15, 2009

Bill Spooner

Bill Spooner is one of two awesome guitar players in an 80’s band called The Tubes. Bill is a really cool dropout dude that has terrible grammar and I don’t know him but I know Roger Steen the other guitar player in the band. Bill has wild Jet black hair and is Very nice looking.

Bill Spooner is so cool dude

by 80’s Kid July 19, 2019

Deli-Buff Spinster

Any person who will eat food off of your cock.

Person 1: Aye did you go to the cocktail party last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Made amy my deli-buff spinster with the crudités!

by Peeleberry December 4, 2010