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spooked magook

Being HELLA scared, but with a hint of James Charles in the mix
Person 1: Oh my god did you see that horror movie?
Person 2: Yeah I was spooked magook
by YUYUSAYINGMYNAMEWRNG July 28, 2020
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Spike your spooker

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
by Memelyn May 20, 2019
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spookball

Scottish, Glasgow, A derogatory term for someone who looks out of the ordinary or different in anyway.
Describing someone walking by you might say that they look like a spookball
by Alan Docherty October 30, 2007
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Spooky Boi

The Spectral Sentry that spoops people in Deker's new spoopy dungeon.
How many spooky bois is too much?

lel xd spooky boi behind u
by lelxdppebtw August 10, 2017
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spooky sex noises

When one ghosts massive spooky cock absoluty destroys a spooky hole making them cry out and make a spooky high pitched cry that sounds like AAAAAHHH-Uhuhuhuhu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerck-PENIS-Fuck-My-Asshole-big-tit-fuck-shit-boooooom-Allla-cockhard-kabooom- POP
The spooky cock my ghost gives its friends spooky hole must really hurt because it makes some really loud spooky sex noises
by The spooky sex whisperer July 22, 2017
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Spooky Walton

A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:

-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.

The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"

"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."

"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
by CHINGCHONGDOOKDOOK November 26, 2014
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Spooky Dick

When you get your dick sucked so good it disappears.
Jenny sucked Shane off so good she gave him spooky dick!
by Stevie Arrington October 6, 2016
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