spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

sponaugle

A person of, generaly, German descent with identifying physical and emotional features. You may first notice a sponaugle by his or her large pumpkin-like head. Although the head may appear to be swollen or the person may seem to be in need of medical attention, it is important to understand that this is normal. To compliment the gargantuan cranium on the sponaugle you may also see a large bulbous nose positioned neatly in the center of the face. This nose is the trademark of sponaugle lineage for many centuries and is not to be ridiculed, less one may find themselve in an uncomfortable situation.

Sponaugles have been know to have emotional identifiers. Large quantities or alcohol may make them quite unpredictable and sometimes dangerous. Sponaugles have been known to yell, scream, throw things, kick cars, bite, scratch, urinate in various apliances, be seen wandering in their underware, pass out and fortget the last 18 hours but still get up for work and work a 12 hour shift.

Sponaugles also tend to have snappy catch phrases like jammin, or cool as shit.

Despite these shortcommings sponaugles are all around happy folk who love to have a good time. One should not fear a sponaugle, but befriend and good things may come.

Sponaugles are generaly found in southern Florida but they have been known to be spotted in Ohio, Las Vegas, Arkansas, New York, and Canada.

Man the sun is bright today, I wish I had a sponaugle.

by M Irvin June 3, 2007

spinzaku

Said to be a variation of the Chuck Norris Roundhouse, it is used by Suzaku Kururugi to disable all threats immediately.

"Should you see the spinzaku coming towards you, abandon all hope"

by OrinX October 22, 2008

Spontaneous Love

When one day you aren't in the least bit attracted to them, and the next, it seems like you can't live without them. So you screw over all your other friends to be with, look at, and hit on her. Your friends will probably not like the part where they all get screwed over.

I went on a band trip with some friends, and Danielle was there. At first, i didn't think anything about her, i didn't even like her. Usually, i was sort of unkind to her and didn't pay her much attention, but when i looked at her later that day, i noticed for the first time how truly beautiful she is, both physically and mentally (hence the term, spontaneous love. so i blew off my friends for the rest of the weekend just so i could get to know her better. She is the Most amazing person i have ever met in my entire life. the feelings i have when i am with her are the best i have ever felt. not like i wanted to f*** her or anything, but just that i wanted to hold her and spend time with her.

by Walrusboy December 12, 2005

spontanudity

Noun: The state of getting buck nekkid without warning or forethought - often in a group setting, by choice and under the influence of alcohol. Derived from "nudity" and "spontaneity"

One minute we were all drinking, the next I was getting the red eye from Sean, the master of spontanudity.

by Fenderama! November 14, 2006

spondalay

a game in which you attempt to knock something out of someones hand by hitting it. if it falls its yours, if not you look dumb.

i spondalayed some chips out of ted's hand.

by dez_mo April 10, 2008

Spontastic

Some friends were hotboxing a car, having a coherent discussion about a topic that is no longer remembered, when one of the friends remarked, "...a spontastic lightning strike."

The root of the word is a bit of a mystery, but most likely it is a stoned mixup between spontaneous and fantastic. Such can be taken as the meaning.

Five minutes after the session, I was spontastically stoned.

I had some spontastic sex last night...with your mom.

by The Brain May 5, 2004