spousesided

To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.

I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"

by Geoff Lilley April 17, 2006

Trading Spouses

Possibly the most baneful show on Fox Television Network. The rules of show are as follows:

1. Two families switch maternal figures for two weeks.

2. The first week the wife must oblige to the families routine activities and procedures.

3. The second week the wife may implement her guidelines and etiquette which must be adhered to by the brood to which she is a transient among.

4. Post-switch the families are reunited, each bearing a letter from the opposite wife. Along with this letter is $50,000 which is do be distributed according to the will's contained in the letter.

This show wontedly unites polar opposite family structures each week to see how the chaotic situations that are inevitable ensue playout.

Person 1- Hey did you watch Trading Spouses last night?

Person 2- No. I was busy doing something more appealing, eating pead laint.

by Dyer Hater December 28, 2005

spouse

How you refer to a same sex partner if you do not wish to implicitly come out to the person to whom you are speaking.

"I didn't want those guys to know I was gay, so I called Jack my spouse."

by Johnny Rocker September 25, 2009

spoushole

your life partner that's also an asshole

"Nah, I can't go out after work. I've got to go home and finish an argument with my spoushole."

by DJJC May 28, 2008

Spousal fee

1. That obligatory thing you have to do so your s/o know you still love them.

Athena: hey you coming out tonight?
Toni: nah I can’t

Athena: lame
Toni: gotta spend time with the hubs. Paying that spousal fee 🙄

Athena: cant you just suck his dick and call it good? Find a way!
Toni: he’d need like 4 so no

Gf posts pic on insta
Me: better comment so she don’t flip (aka spousal fee)

2. When you get downgraded because you in trouble

Example: had plans to eat at In ‘n Out but I pissed him off so now we at McDonald’s.

“Spousal fee is gonna be high if we tryna hit up Amsterdam this weekend.”

by Pinkie_high October 1, 2018

spagus

A fagot or crippled person who brings a gun to a fistfight

The guy in a wheelchair is a spagus

by Spagus October 19, 2020

Spousacide

Act of killing one's spouse. (or Ex-spouse)

Tom was arrested for allegedly killing his wife. His trial ended today, he was found not guilty of spousacide.

by fglaude April 9, 2021