Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)

by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012

Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.

Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.

by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018

French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010

Power Socking

Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.

The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.

Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants

by Coltronix October 27, 2011

Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses

I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her

by Chop81 January 10, 2021

In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.

dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!

by TV CAR May 30, 2010

Smocking gun

The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun”

Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”

by HsKL1 December 10, 2018