Snarky Remarky

N. Slang A snide, sarcastic unwarranted remark with a disrespectful tone and a ton of attitude.

So she was waiting for her client and I said where is she coming from? She screamed a snarky remarky at me so I am done with her!

by Amiyj June 27, 2022

boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.

Morgan boner sparked me!

by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005

does not spark joy

A phrase for expressing dissatisfaction with or contempt for literally anything in a manner and style consistent with Marie Kondo.

Dude, where did you get this whiskey? It does not spark joy. I can feel my gastric lining deteriorating.

by AdenosinePush March 28, 2019

Spark Chaser

A person who craves the initial meeting and resulting fluttery emotions of meeting someone for the first time. They generally remain happy as long as the honey moon period is ripe. Then reality/boredom sets in, and they move on to find the next spark.

George Clooney.
Loves the euphoric feelings of bliss that result from meeting new ladies. Then reality sets in, and a new spark is quickly found.

Spark Chasers can be found in both casual friendships, and the dating world, as well as homosexual and hetersexual unions.

by Shaun Martin February 28, 2009

spark notes

A godsend when teachers/lecturer's assign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.

"I would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn't for spark notes"
"spark notes is king"

by Sexual Fiend December 28, 2005

Spark notes

A website that makes English class useless, if it isn't already.

The teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on Spark Notes they understood it.

by Athest April 28, 2007

Spark Plug Blowjob

The repayment your partner gives you for properly tuning up their car.

"I still owe you that spark plug blowjob"

by tictactoe81 June 17, 2012