slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

shipping

A term used to describe fan fictions that take previously created characters and put them as a pair. It usually refers to romantic relationships, but it can refer platonic ones as well. (Just think of "shipping" as short for "relationSHIP".)

It generally uses the initials of the characters shipped or a combination of the names, though this is not a rule.

AMshipping
AM-shipping
AM shipping
Ash & Misty shipping
Ashistyshipping

by Aiya March 6, 2005

Splitting Cannons

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above

Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....

by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011

slipping

being in the hood without a firearm; not strapped

You best not be slipping in the cut or yo ass is gonna get got.

by ToeCutterX August 17, 2018

turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

caught slippin

to be caught off guard, in a very bad way.

that bitch in the lexus got caught slippin.

that fool from 387th street got caught slippin last night and was blasted.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004