The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter

The Splinter belongs into the trash

by The Splinter March 23, 2021

Comma splice

Two main clauses not connected by a conjunction in order to join or unite body parts through sexual activity

Someone asked me on a date, I didn’t say yes. It’s because they asked me if I “Wanna Netflix and comma splice?”.

by Science Rocks Y’all June 28, 2022

splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.

OH! You just got splinter cell'd!

by Kharano March 31, 2005

spincere

Portmanteau of 'spin' and 'sincere'. Spinning a situation to your advantage under the guise of sincerity.

Jay Leno was just being spincere when he said all those nice things about Conan O'Brien.

by pfnk January 20, 2010

Splinter

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.

Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.

by EmmBee February 4, 2005

splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined

Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"

by bwoodd November 23, 2010

splinter cell

fuckin greatest game ever.

sam fisher is a splinter cell in the greatest game ever.

by Nick April 4, 2005