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spleef

The process of ejaculating and farting simultaneously (generally used when referring to males); the male version of a queef.
When Jane was blowing Jimmy, he spleefed in her face. She never spoke to him again.
by inajamm June 24, 2009
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spleefage

the act of consuming one, or more spleefs (a long skiny well rolled spliff) in one sitting.
spleefage usually is a constant act which takes place over a number of hours in which a vast number of spleefs are consumed.
John: "dude, Tyrone that was crazy spleefage last night"
Tyrone: "dam right honky"

or
after session of spleefage:
John: "get up and get me a glass of water"
10 mins later
Tyrone: "F**k off honky get it yourself"
by james:D November 7, 2007
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Spleautifud

That tortoise is absolutely spleautifud.
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Splaffing

The act of laughing in spanish.

Derived from 'Spanish' and 'laughing'.
"Dude that joke is so funny ajajajajajah"
"Omg you are so splaffing at my joke!"
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SPLEEFING

"SPLEEFING" Is the act of where one & or, many men or women collect some of the old Vagina cheese of one of the towns over promiscuous ladies and then proceed to smoke "spots" of the collected cheese on foil to achieve an altered state of consciousness /"HIGH".

Disclaimer: As being the publisher of this material I would like to iterate that I in no way am supporting or endorsing the "act" of SPLEEFING in any way ..

Definition: When one/or more people scrape the vagina cheese of local Tramps undies and then smokes/spots it of foil.

"Bra that spleef blew my fucking head of"
"Oi be Shane Bra, I've noticed ya missus Sandra hasn't showered for like a week now.....Were gonna get so fucked up when we spleef that Cheese bro "

TM, PATRICK SPRAYZEE aka Mello_420.
SPLEEFING is defined by the act of collecting and then smoking discharged Vagina cheese from a dirty Tramps undies.
by Spleefing December 22, 2022
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Splafurry

the funny streamer that gets called a furry
Splaf+Furry = Splafurry
Splaf is being a Splafurry again, no wonder he's a furry
by Not_Fresh June 12, 2023
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Spleef

A variation/correct version of the word spliff.
I was down in Jamaica last week and I saw this guy smoking a huge spleef
by Alex Hartley July 10, 2007
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