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The process of ejaculating and
farting
simultaneously (generally used when referring to males); the
male
version of a
queef
.
When
Jane
was blowing
Jimmy
, he spleefed in her
face
. She never spoke to him again.
spleef
by
inajamm
June 24, 2009
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